Was Curt Schilling a Writer for "Dallas"?
In 1986 the writers of the TV show Dallas decided that they completely screwed up the show when they killed off Bobby Ewing and deamed the previous season (Season 7) all a dream. If a bad season doesn't destroy a show for me, changing your mind and calling it all a dream would. Well baseball is staring at the same decision, and it looks like Curt Schilling wants to call it all a dream.

Did Schilling change his mind about Bobby Ewing too?
Schilling thinks that they should strip Clemens of his Cy Young awards, but where do you stop? There is little hard evidence (if any) that Clemens actually used steroids, so if we go off of speculation, we really have to strip every record during the steroid era. We could pretend that it was all a dream and just start over in 1990, how does that sound? George Sisler still holds the record for most hits in a season, Babe Ruth still holds records for slugging percentage in a season and walks in a career, and of course Hank Aaron still holds the record for career homeruns. Then again, we can't stop there. Schilling doesn't have a World Series MVP, and I guess for that matter, the Diamondbacks don't even exist. The Red Sox, and Schilling, never won the world series, so they are still sitting at the longest world series drought in the history of the game.
Good work Curt, at least Dallas lasted another 6 years after admitting their mistake, maybe the MLB has hope. In the meantime, who else thinks Schilling should just shut his big ass mouth and go back to putting ketchup on his socks?

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